Teen pregnant from sperm in hotel pool? Mom sues.

yeah the pool thats it....

Absolutely.

Someone went swimming in Egypt and is still in de Nile.

lovely

She should teach her daughter that fornicating in a public swimming pool may lead to pregnancy.

Compeditive sperm if true.

two sperms are swinmming along and one says to the other, how long before we get to the egg?? the other say I'm not sure but we just swam past the tonsils.....

two sperms are swinmming along and one says to the other, how long before we get to the egg?? the other say I'm not sure but we just swam past the tonsils.....

This joke version is very mild... I've heard another. ô¿Ô

Chlorine should kill the sperm. Of course, it could be a saltwater pool. Saltwater kills the germs, but maybe not necessarily sperm. But as I've never heard of anyone getting pregnant from swimming, I'm pretty sure it's impossible.

I vote for denial.

I'm going to say B.S. You can't get pregnant by sperm floating in a pool... then getting all the way up there. Whatever. Denial is right. Now its possible if her daughter was getting it on with some dude in the pool... then yes.

So, what will it be? Maury Povich or Jerry Springer? And how do they approach the paternity test? Just do the whole hotel register? Or all of Egypt?

Egypt 2020-

Teacher to kid- "What does your daddy do?"

kid- "He's a pool"

Teacher- "He cleans pools?"

kid- "No. He IS a pool"

I just want to meet the guy who go it on with the pool...pool@!$%#ers.com...I called it!

So liked... will pool boy be on the hook for child support then? No sex.. and pregnant. Wonder how that would pan out hypothetically speaking.

This joke version is very mild... I've heard another. ô¿Ô

HA !!! ... yes mild for a reason,,, haha

LOL

Gives new meaning to the term

"Little Swimmers"

She went swimming in the "Gene" pool.

Denial is powerful. Still dubious about the new mothers that used to come into the maternity ward with no apparent knowledge that they were even pregnant, obesity a factor, but still, wouldn't lack of menses be a powerful indicator, not to mention fetuses kick and move around. Common enough occurrence in the hospitals I worked in, yet still kind of defies explanation.

So is this suppose to be another "emaculate conception". I thought christians believed in only one - the Virgin Mary. Was Mary swimming in a pool too. Surprise.....

This yarn is just as unusual as the story that happened during the Civil War where a bullet fired at a soldier passed through another soldiers scrotum and eventually into a woman's womb causing a pregnancy. There are circumstances that when studied further confirm that the errant round did in fact cause her to be fertilized.

the shot fired from the grassy knoll?

The sperm of Michael Phelps might have a fighting chance...

the shot fired from the grassy knoll?

Sounds more like the one fired into it. Ohhh!!! **ba dump bump ding**

This is one of the proudest days of my life! I finally posted something so retarded that I got 12 votes. You guys are sooooo frig'n cool! So very kind! I'm getting a little emotional here. Such an honor. "I'd like to thank the academy. My third grade teacher. And most of all Mom, where ever you are.” Merci.

Bonsoir.

Yeah I just hit u up one more too!.... cant miss with a Springer joke.

lmao!

OMG that is HILARIOUS!!!!! M. Remmers,I am LMAO!

YUP, I doubt it was a stray sperm; more like a stray penis got caught up in the daughter's vacuum tube, you know, the one between her legs?

Stop. I've heard this joke before.

Is Don Rickles still alive?

daughter's vacuum tube, you know, the one between her legs?

Wow!!! I saw the Vagina Monologues... and I never heard that one before.

DragonWoman yes Don Rickles is alive but I still channel him daily! My friends tell me that I'm like Don Rickles with hair!

Mabey it was the new genetically engineered stuff I've been reading about!

Not swimming in sperm laden pools is going to be part of the abstinence only sex-ed curriculum any day now. Those folks are always astonished when teens get pregnant after practicing abstinence.

Isn't that one of the reasons why early settlers didn't bathe? (sarcasm)

LMAO =} this is too funny.... Does she (the MOM) know how this works?

I'd hope so DragonWoman... since she has a 13yo daughter... ;)

Of course, nothing surprises me these days... maybe (in a family obsession with all objects non-living) the mom got pregnant off a toilet seat ^_^

Gives new meaning to the old saying, "There's something in the water."

I don't know Miss, mabey she hooked up with a book that gets more a$$ than a toilet seat.

Wow...this sperm really has to be the cream of the crop!!!

not to mention it draws attention to you.

Seriously, getting pregnant accidentally does not make you a bad person, just not very informed or responsible... and it sets you up for a life time of work (possibly)

Lying and allowing your child to lie, sets her up for a lack of integrity.

What a sad combination.

wtf? if a 13 year old had sex, in many countries she would legitimately be considered a rape victim.

Would this not depend on the male's age? What if he is 13 or 14?

My opinion - it is always about the money.

My own mother lacked the courage to have 'the talk' with me when I was growing up; instead she bought a bunch of books that were very informative about sex ed and told me to read them. Guess what? I never got preggers and I had fun astonishing my less informed peers, at the time, with how much I knew about sex. It's amazing what a little reading about certain subjects, like sex, can do for you. ;-D

I had fun astonishing my less informed peers, at the time, with how much I knew about sex.

-and how many of your peers did you manage to coax over to the dark side? Never mind, don't answer that. :D

ROTFLMAO!! I would never do that to my friends, back then. Nowadays? That's a different story. :-D

true, it really is

lol, i don't think it matters. It can take sperm a few days to transverse the vaginal canal, and they can only swim after they've been capacitated.

Even if the sperm had the capacity to swim or live in a pool, it'll take em forever to move a few inches let alone around a pool!

this lady is in complete de Nile.

This assumes she's just standing there while the sperm swims. It's not true if the sperm was just riding the waves as people splashed around.

yeah, my thoughts exactly... got pregnant from that penis swimming in the pool. It's all in how you say it.

good point. "mixed pool" indeed.

Whatta load!!!

I have scientific and medical training.

ok, but theres really none needed here LOL if this was even remotely possible, males would not have evolved to have penises at all.

Swimming in a pool of sperm ... whoa Nellie thats SOME pool.

or a very bad little girl...

Can pregnancy occur if ejaculation takes place in water?

answer: yes, if you are having vaginal intercourse, at the time. but seriously, its funny (and disturbing) that this source says its "unlikely," rather than just flatly impossible. i suspect they are shielding themselves from a lawsuit here. sheesh.

VerbalBarb,

There's no doubt in my mind that your a Sperm and Ejaculation Specialist.

Can pregnancy occur if ejaculation takes place in water? It is not likely that tiny sperm could travel through the vast area of water that would fill a pool, bath tub or hot tub to reach the vagina and result in pregnancy. If ejaculation occurred in plain warm water, sperm could survive for a few minutes. If ejaculation occurs in very hot water, or water filled with pool chemicals, bubbles or other substances, sperm would not be able to survive for more than a few seconds. Pregnancy occurring from this is very unlikely and in most cases is not possible at all.

Excellent information can you condense this paragraph to between 15 and 24 words so I can add it as addition to my Warning in comment 3

Not only does the little devil have to traverse all of that water, but must needs wriggle through fabric as well? Or was she skinny dipping? Naughty, Naughty Girl

(Consider the straight line my gift to you)

I was thinking the same thing. But going natrual is more liberating

Liberating, yes, but how many hotel, ie: public, pools allow that?

I don't know. Do you know of any in Texas

Interesting

Do you think it's too late at 58 years old to claim this? I went swimming today... and I really could use the $$

And Andrew Dice Clay had nothing to do with this article?

i heard all you have to do is jump up and down and your fine!

I've heard that 'washing everything out' with Coca-Cola works like a charm, too...

then you had better check for crabs too.

lol! Does this mean the 13yr old will get her own TV show too?

You bettcha!