A mother from Poland is suing the owners of an Egyptian hotel after claiming her 13-year-old daughter got pregnant while swimming in their "mixed pool" (whatever that's supposed to mean!).
How do they know conception occured in the pool? Doctors are good... but not good enough to narrow it down to the exact moment you conceived. How do they know it didn't happen in a restroom that day... I'm sure she had to go to the bathroom at least once. Or what about in a restaurant seat... I'm sure she ate that day, too. Or maybe while taking a shower... or while washing her hands....
oh, I know! How about when she was screwing the towel boy in the mens shower room while mom wasn't looking???
Was there a tractor nearby?
Imagine that, they could have a new tourism base: The Pregnancy pool.
Comes with a cabana boy and a private room to ensure effectiveness.
Hey I grew up in the days where if you kissed a boy you would get preggers. God the stuff we learned on the street corner. But these days with all the information out there, I can't believe this girls mother believes that-boy is she ever in denial
The toilet seat thing,ha! I was gonna use that.
the gene pool? :) sorry couldn't resist.
If sperm could get up to her womb, that means water could get all the way in her thingy as well (it had to be water delivered, since the other method didn't happen - according to the kid and the mom). If that was something that could happen, women could never swim.
Black Swan Theory
If any of the people posting here knew anything about history, you would know how it was done!
We all know that Hitler captured Poland in 3 days, so we now know that the pool boy had to be German, because his sperm swam so much faster and futher than the rest.
The mother should have her head examined, and her daughters also.
Ok, this is so out there, even I can't believe it...
Sooooo.... how do you like your eggs? Fertilized? Well, why not. After all Oprah just had a show over how she got the newest diet to cure arthritis from aliens... why not figure a way to get pregnant from DEAD sperm soaking in CHLORINATED water.
Don't look now, but if I didn't know any better, I'd say this has more to do with the Mother either burying her head in the sand over this, or trying to bury her daughter in the sand so people don't think she's a 13-year old tramp who got pregnant in a hotel BED rather than a pool.
Now if you'll please excuse me, I need to wait for that giant anvil to land on my head.
no doubt, EFDave. Sperm can't survive in chlorine-- period. I'm guessing the mother is not just polish, but BLONDE too!!!!! And nice opening joke btw!!!!! That made me laugh out loud!!!!
Ex........that was awesome.......... do you suppose the 13 year old girl get's crabs from a cross town bus too? To me this is all about the mom not teaching her kids to keep her legs crossed.......in fact I'd like to know how old the mom was when she had this child. The apple doesn't usually fall far from the tree.
Well, I'm not sure that a trailer trash parent from Poland would be able to afford a trip to Egypt, but there is NO QUESTION that she's either in complete denial over her daughter's tendancy to "open up and say ah, AH AHHH!!!" or she's just trying to save her own reputation among her most-likely rich peers that she really IS a "good mommy." (Yeah, I'll BET she's good alright....)
So, what's next on the agenda? That she contracted an STD in the sandbox too?
Someone hand me a noose. The MOTHER should be hung to dry... and preferrably, away from any POOLS.
If there was enough sperm in that water to impregnate this girl that water was pretty darn thick and I don't think I'd be swimming in it. ewww. LOL
PSST Mom,
Daughter is a tramp.....
According to scripture it is a sin for women not to swim in sperm-laden water for that would be wasting precious seed. Neptunius 2:4
REALLY???
Yes, Bill. It is written...well, if not is should have been.
I think what is missing on this topic is what do you name a baby that is conceived in a pool?
Any takers?
*busting a gut and laughing so hard I am falling over*
Ok so THIS mother failed biology in grade school if she ever took biology.
Stupid comes in all shapes, sizes, colors, and nationalities.
Another parent in complete denial that her kid could ever do something so bad, because after all her kid is always innocent and it's someone else's fault and not her's or her kid's fault...anyone else figure out that kids are having sex these days? kids having kids, go to any middle school in America and probably in several other countries, there is probably at least 1 student pregnant.
She probably came up with that story after hearing her father use the "must have gotten syph from the toilet seat" excuse.
And I can pull a Rabbit out of my hat too, No one could be this navie so I will ask the question can a woman get pregnant in the swimming pool ? Now the male is laughing too hard right now.
I prefer mixed pools, myself.
Okay and I thought my answer to my grandpa was bad... 19 and pregnant he looks at me and says how did that happen? I looked at him and said "Grandpa I prayed to God and see what happened... Teach me to pray huh?" He wasn't amused...
Seriously though I think the mother forgot how babies were made... It's really not by swimming in a pool....
(Smirk)
While you cannot get pregnant from swimming in a pool (chlorine, water temperature, etc)...
There *IS* something in the air that can get women pregnant.
.... (wait for it)....
.... ANKLES. ;)
Abstinence-Only Education is now going to have to include a chapter on avoiding public pools. More of your hard-earned tax dollars, right down the sh^&*er. :-)
Please. This girl is saying this because she thought she could feel the wonders of unprotected sex by telling her mom she is hanging out with her girlfriends. Instead she notices the signs of pregnancy and doesnt want to have her feelings hurt much more, so she blames it on the the Turbojets.
:) Unless her pelvic was pressed up against a males pelvic - no way it could happen.
repeatedly. :-)
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