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Study: Abstinence-Only Lunch Programs Ineffective At Combating Teen Obesity | The Onion - America's Finest News Source

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WASHINGTON—According to the findings of a recent Department of Health and Human Services study, school lunch programs that teach children to avoid all contact with food may not be an effective method of reducing teen obesity rates.

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"After all, they're teenagers," Sebelius continued. "Eating is practically the only thing on their minds."

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Reply#1 - Mon Jun 28, 2010 10:58 AM EDT
K-joy

I'd hate for someone's first time to be with some greasy cheeseburger in the backseat of a car."

I love The Onion~ too funny, thanks for the laugh j-punk!

    Reply#2 - Mon Jun 28, 2010 12:17 PM EDT
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